Post by Starlight* on Jan 27, 2006 3:25:06 GMT -8
I found these on the net... enjoy....
The Meaning of a Kiss
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1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
The Comandments
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1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
A few Resons Guys like Girls
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1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an
hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....
30 things Guys want Girls to know
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1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're
going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell
us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends
will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys,
*NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time,
but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
that you don't have to apologize when you do something
"wrong".
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make
the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you
might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would
say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and
laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like
yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through
his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy
with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our
heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right,
but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
30 things Girls want Guys to know
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1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)we hate porn.
4)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
5)Hold our hand.
6)We are not your all-night restaurant.
7)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
8)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
9)Dont Go Around And Say JoJo or ashley simpson ect... is hot cuz it makes us fell a lil bad unless u say were way hotter
10)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
11)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
12)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
13)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
14)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on good terms
15)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
16)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
17)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
18)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
19)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
20)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
21)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
22)Tell us we're beautiful.
23)The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.
24)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
25)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
26) one word when it comes to smoking...quit.
27)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
28)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
29)pot, drinking, and smoking and other crap like drugs is not cool and the actually good looking girlks would probably dump you if you
30)And last but not least size doesnt matter exsept for girls who are whores
The Meaning of a Kiss
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
The Comandments
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
A few Resons Guys like Girls
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an
hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....
30 things Guys want Girls to know
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're
going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell
us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends
will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys,
*NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time,
but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
that you don't have to apologize when you do something
"wrong".
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make
the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you
might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would
say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and
laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like
yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through
his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy
with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our
heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right,
but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
30 things Girls want Guys to know
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)we hate porn.
4)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
5)Hold our hand.
6)We are not your all-night restaurant.
7)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
8)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
9)Dont Go Around And Say JoJo or ashley simpson ect... is hot cuz it makes us fell a lil bad unless u say were way hotter
10)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
11)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
12)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
13)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
14)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on good terms
15)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
16)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
17)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
18)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
19)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
20)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
21)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
22)Tell us we're beautiful.
23)The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.
24)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
25)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
26) one word when it comes to smoking...quit.
27)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
28)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
29)pot, drinking, and smoking and other crap like drugs is not cool and the actually good looking girlks would probably dump you if you
30)And last but not least size doesnt matter exsept for girls who are whores