Post by Shade on Jun 29, 2004 18:38:24 GMT -8
I'm not the kind of person that likes to make fun of others, but sometimes, I just can't help myself. People can't help the way they look.... well..... maybe they can to a certain extent.
Okay. I work at Walmart as service technician in TLE working on the cars. I don't have allot of interaction with the customers since I'm in the bay working on the cars, but I do occasionally. Now, as a Walmart employee, you're supposed to be nice. Smile. Well, in some cases, it's pretty easy to smile. I'm going to tell you about the Nosehair Man.
I was in Walmart working and the Nosehair man came in. An older guy. I had no problems smiling and it was all I could do to not laugh. I swear, this guys nosehairs were unlike anything I've ever seen. He probably holds the Guiness book of world records title for the longest nosehairs. Dude had a head full of gray hair and a nose full of it as well. The hairs were a freakin inch long hanging down over his damned lip! Not curly, but straight... kinda like.... He reminded me of Jack Frost with icecicles hanging off his nostrils! I mean this guy looked like a Walrus or something! I just wanted to reach out and pluck one of those things and put it in a scrap book or something. Maybe braid those suckers and tie a cute red bow at the end.
Or how about the lesbians making out up on the hill? I've only worked at Walmart for a few weeks and I've already seen some of the strangest people....
I'll forever rem.ember the presence of the nosehair man....