Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 15:14:14 GMT -8
((Eew...))
Granted, but they like your taste best, so they behave really well around you and when you have your back turned they figure out how to escape their confines. When they finally do escape, they come after you in the night and nibble on your neck until it's gushing blood. They then watch as your body drains completely and they lap up your blood.
I wish... I wish I didn't have as many allergies, nor allergies that are as severe.
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Sept 24, 2007 15:19:01 GMT -8
Granted, but then you get sent to the hospital for cancer. You have 3 months. ^^
I wish for a decent job.
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 24, 2007 15:20:32 GMT -8
Granted, but now you develop an auto-immune disease and become allergic to yourself I wish I had more time to do fun stuff, rather than spend a lot of my time doing dull school work
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Sept 24, 2007 15:22:17 GMT -8
Granted, but then all that "fun stuff" contributes to nothing and you don't get a good enough job that can support yourself.
I wish that I had a place of my own to live in.
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 15:30:30 GMT -8
Granted, but you have no money to pay for it and your landlord happes to be a mobster... he gets royally pissed when you can't pay him for the third month in a row and he makes and example of you by shoving you through a meat grinder in front of his other tennants.
I wish my father would leave me alone.
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 24, 2007 15:43:10 GMT -8
Granted, but your mother takes his place Uhm... why did I just get a huge kick out of that? I wish my compy had more RAM
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 16:03:06 GMT -8
((Still better than him))
Granted, but while your computer obtained more RAM something went screwy and it got messed up. You spent all of your time trying to fix it, but try as you might, the only thing that will happen is the words "BAD WOLF" cover the screen, swirlies appear behind it and the Dr. Who theme song plays on repeat. Annoyed beyond belief you commit suicide by feeding yourself to your gerbils.
I wish I was back in school.
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 25, 2007 13:52:36 GMT -8
Granted, but it's as boring as hell, and then you fail everything. Then you're attacked by seniors and drowned in the pool. (That added since it seems that fatal corruptions are popular these days ) I wish that I will get a great score on my American History test
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 25, 2007 13:58:17 GMT -8
Granted, but because your grade is so wonderful the teacher requires you to stay after and help some students who are struggling with the course for the next three months. The students get so fed up with you that by the end of the second week you've been killed -> they had a saw.
I wish Tom would stay in Texas... or move farther away...
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 25, 2007 14:22:17 GMT -8
Granted, but then your parents separate, and your mother marries some new guy that's worse than tom. Eventually, he ends up sacrificing you (and a small flock of goats) to a pagan god and Dick Cheney. I wish that the world had less problems
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 25, 2007 14:28:04 GMT -8
((0.o Never mind, I'll keep Tom...))
Granted, but the only reason the world has less problems is because it becomes like the world in Lois Lowery's "The Giver" and YOU are the Giver. All of that stuff becomes too much for you to handle and you end up committing suicide - transferring all of the knowledge to a child names Gabriel... Gabe. XD
I wish that the Demonic Ice Cream truck would eat my sister...
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