xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Feb 26, 2007 18:03:13 GMT -8
Granted, but nobody cares I wish that I don't have to go to school tomorrow, cuz I'm kinda sick
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Post by FormerlyBlueEyedGirl on Feb 27, 2007 10:45:06 GMT -8
granted but u end up in hospital don't worry, its just a 48 hour tummy bug LOL I wish my car is bigger so i can fit everything in it!
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Feb 27, 2007 13:35:14 GMT -8
[My wish came true.. and non-corrupted. Minus the whole being sick part ] Granted, but it is so large that its gas mileage isn't miles per gallon, it's gallons per mile! I wish that I won't have too much stuff to make up tomorrow in school
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Post by FormerlyBlueEyedGirl on Feb 28, 2007 8:18:01 GMT -8
granted, but you end up in a remedial class from the lack of learning.. I wish i had a loaf of bread to go with the peanut butter
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Feb 28, 2007 17:57:39 GMT -8
Granted, but it's moldy. And... erhm... you die I wish I had pie. Oh wait... I do *leaves to eat pie* I wish I had more pie
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Mar 11, 2007 11:13:16 GMT -8
Granted, but when you go to eat the pie, there is a parasite inside that feeds on red blood cells, and infects you! Have fun getting your blood eaten inside out. ^^
I wish I never had to go to sleep...
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 23, 2007 15:29:30 GMT -8
Granted! But you still get tired as normal, and within a few days you go mad and hang yourself.
I wish I was 18
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Sept 24, 2007 14:21:04 GMT -8
Granted, but then the cops come to take you away because they found out you had downloaded so much illegal music and anime. ^^
I wish... um... I wish I was the best artist in the world! (Like that's EVER going to happen. XD)
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 14:41:08 GMT -8
Granted, but you only became "the best artist in the world" because so much of your life was spent in your art, you killed yourself to create your final masterpiece -> decapitating yourself in your empty apartment with a guillotine.
I wish my cat wouldn't die before me.
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Sept 24, 2007 14:42:48 GMT -8
Granted, but your cat kills you. ^^
I wish I didn't have a younger sibling. Period.
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 24, 2007 14:44:32 GMT -8
Granted. Your younger sibling no longer has periods. Now you're an uncle! I wish I could take a more interesting history course
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 14:45:18 GMT -8
(I saw that coming... {the cat killing me})
Granted, but your hitory class only becomes more interesting because your class is forced to reanact the fights of the Revolution using real guns and artillery - You shoot yourself by accident during one of the classes and a classmate accidentally finishes you off with a boyonet. You die.
I wish I lived closer to xeno.
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-=Xavyn=-
Nibbles: 100
Crackin' since: October 2006
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Post by -=Xavyn=- on Sept 24, 2007 14:46:50 GMT -8
Granted, but xeno burns down your house, since it's so utterly convinient to him. ^^
Oops, forgot to wish... ^^;;
I wish for 1000 acres of land. All mine. ^^
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Mister Mouse
Si on devait mourir demain, qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Nibbles: 790
Crackin' since: September 2007
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Post by Mister Mouse on Sept 24, 2007 14:59:13 GMT -8
The only reason you get all that land is because the world breaks out into a third world war and all the planet is incinerated except for two islands, a half a world apart (literally), both containing exactly 1000 acres of land. One island holds you and the other holds ten women and all the technological information of the world - it holds everything you need to get the world put back together, but you have no way of getting there. You have a week's worth of food, but no shade and no clean water. No natural resources other than that. You die within the next month of starvation - chewing off your own leg as you died.
I wish... I wish the WBC would just leave people alone.
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xeno|oreo
.:Nutcase-In-Chief:.
Nibbles: 5,073
Crackin' since: August 2004
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Post by xeno|oreo on Sept 24, 2007 15:04:46 GMT -8
Granted, but a bunch of other groups take their place, and are somehow even worse. I wish my gerbils liked me better
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